Monday, May 26, 2014
Goodby, Mo...
Saturday, May 24, 2014
How to build your own hot tub
Learning to love holiday parks
Monday, May 19, 2014
Entering Mordor
Tuesday, May 13, 2014
Catching up and catching fish
Thursday, May 8, 2014
The Kiwi Psyche
One lesson we've learned after six weeks in New Zealand: Don't underestimate a Kiwi, especially those over 50. That gray haired Kiwi in (way) too small short-pants and muddy gum boots calmly sipping a beer likely just finished a day of kite surfing, mountain biking, and finished with a bungy jump for fun. All that after rising at dawn for a 10-hour day of sheep wrangling.
Maybe it's because they're named after an ungainly, flightless bird. Or because there are more sheep than people. But it feels like Kiwis have something to prove - without actually talking about it.
Oh, sure, they have wineries and lamb, but also distilleries and more deer meat than sheep. In many ways, it's a rough country all cleaned up for church but not really fooling anyone. And that's why we love it. So, we thought a few observations on the Kiwi psyche are in order. To wit:
- Gumboots and short pants. It's a thing.
- Think you're cool with your surfing and extreme skiing abilities? Try again; the average kiwi can handle a 2- week trek then paraglide home.
- All Kiwi beer is about 5% for a reason: it's important to be sober when wrangling sheep, lest they get the better of you.
- It's open season on deer all year long, no bag limit. This gets interesting when in the back country, yet never once mentioned in parks offices or tourism brochures.
- Trout the size of your arm. Everywhere.
- Daily limit on Mallards = 20. Recently down from 50. No limit on tourists.
- The old guy in the department of conservation office? Probably about to do a 6-day trek that's way harder than whatever you had in mind.
- On an island, where it rains all the time (Maori name translates to "land of the long white cloud"), weather forecasts are, well, a bit general. Like the cyclone nobody mentioned.
- Understated is the new overstated. "Fine" weather really means intermittent rain. And "mainly fine"? Well, we never figured out what that meant.
- The couple of nice, friendly school teachers you meet at the campground? His hobby is stunt piloting. She likes to take it easy and sticks with paragliding and adventure races.
- Think you've finally bested a group of 60-something Kiwis because you're doing the same hike in one less day? Think again - they just biked 3 days to the trailhead, oh and one of them thinks she broke her shoulder, but that's not a problem, even though she's flying to Australia on a red eye the day the hike ends.
- If you encounter a guy in gumboots, ask him if the 200-meter suspension bridge is still out 100k up the road and he says " maybe," odds are good he's going for it as well and will be there with you two hours later in the driving rain and 80 knot winds, tromping around in short pants but also wondering if it's still safe to cross after 7 cables blew out. It was, barely. How we figured that out? Some kiwi drove his truck across to test things out.
So, generally badass, understated, handy in a crisis, and with a fondness for good (albeit it weak) beer. We'll take it.
Friday, May 2, 2014
The Tasman Peninsula
At the top of the South Island of New Zealand sits a land of bays, islands, and low mountains sloping into the sea. The vegetation is semi-tropical, the waters carribean-blue, and the beer the best around.
When we first got to Nelson, we thought we would spend a few days in town. But the weather was good, and we couldn't help ourselves, so after a morning of laundry and van-dry out at the caravan park, we headed up to Abel Tasman National Park. Home to one of NZ's nine great walks, Abel Tasman is also ideal for kayaking. We found a local company, hired a tandem for two days, and the next morning caught a water taxi (kayak strapped to the back) to the top of the park. We had a couple nice days of paddling, saw some great wildlife, and tested our relationship skills in the tandem kayak (Brook can't get over rowing, and the need to go fast over water; Erin likes to actually look at stuff along the way - there's grumbling but it works out). We also had an entertaining evening camping at a beach: after flagging in two lost Israelis with our headlamps on strobe-mode, Brook had fun chasing brush tailed possums around in the dark with a kayak paddle. Here are a few photos from the paddle: https://plus.google.com/photos/103829313469224560701/albums/6007520983675966785
All-in-all a good few days. Then we finally did spend a couple of days in Nelson, including spending the night with some friends we had met about a month ago in Fjordland, complete with venison stew courtesy of our host's rifle.













